Geez Louize!!!

Time without the kids has brought lots of sex movie watching my way.  And let me tell you that Zombie Strippers was a much better movie than The Assassination of Jesse James.  Pretty sad when I’d rather see bad acting in a B movie and really fake boobies than watch Brad Pitt as Jesse James  because that movie was fricken boring as shit!

Anywho…..

Did you know that in Colorado you can get a marriage license at the DMV??  Ten dollars, your mothers maiden name, your ssn number and your drivers license….holy crap, hu? 

So yeah, ten dollars and 5 minutes of our time got us a marriage license that:  we just sign and send in.  No preacher, no judge, no planning a wedding bullshit!

I’m getting married tomorrow.

Just AF and me.

Neither one of us has our kids this Christmas.  That sentence was brutal to write, I miss the kids like crazy!  Luckily, I’ve only had one phone call with Diva crying…because she was left home alone for half an hour in a house she doesn’t know, so that shit for brains could take his shit for brains wife to church….who the hell leaves a nine year old home alone?  So, she called me crying and freaking out and what I really wanted to do was call the police and let them know that a nine year old was left home alone.  But, that wouldn’t go over too well, so, I just ended up talking to her and trying to cheer her up until shit for brains got back.  Six days down….10 more to go.

But, next year we will have all SIX kids.  Christmas 2009, we will have a real wedding  (with flowers, cake, nice clothes, music, blah, blah, blah…)  because tomorrow, I’m getting married in my favorite thing to wear…jeans.  And that way, on our 1st year Anniversary we will be surrounded by the people we love most in the world.  Thank god that I will have a whole year to plan the damn thing wedding.

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